I squirreled away a bunch of these Jack Handy/Steven Wright-style jokes from College Humor's 105% column a few months ago and have been doling them out on slow days. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your taste, here's my last batch / my last easy humor post:
* * *
Is a sub-par performance in golf a good or bad thing?
I've known my best friend since we were in diapers. We met in 7th grade. Middle school was kind of awkward...
-Jon W
"If I could have dinner with three people I would pick Nanny from Muppet Babies, Wilson from Home Improvement, and Dr. Claw. I just want to confirm they aren't all the same person."
—Jeff Rubin
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
I'm going to vote "un."
ReplyDelete