Actor #1: Why did we have to come to this poopy old castle? This place send shivers up and down my poop.
Actor #2: Relax. Here comes the bellboy for our poop.
Actor #1: Poop my pants! Look, he's all bent over and has a big poop on his toilet!
Actor #2: I'm putting my poop down! I'm not staying in this poopy place. I'd rather poop in the car!
Actor #1: Look at the bellboy! He has my poop in one hand, your poop in the other, and his third hand ... His third hand? Ahhhhh!